Meet Natasha: My kidnapping accomplice...with her sweet innocent looks and my manipulative mind we have the combined powers to take on the world! We prey on naive mormon boys (also at times pray for...) and we suck them into our home to eat good food so we can kidnap them and take them as our own! (or at least that is what we are recently accused of) We make them laugh and talk to us until they lose all track of time or reality. Over time they become desensitized to our cunning ways and we can have our way with them! (by this I merely mean employ them to do all of our manual labor jobs around the apt.)
Here is our first unsuspecting victim...(note the amazing blue eyes but don't let them suck you in!) For the purpose of anonymity we shall call him Frederico...Please also be aware of the look of terror in his face as we inform him he is staying for dinner...he is known for his great voice, speed dancing, and "machisimo" attitude but he makes a great vicitim since his sarcastic undertones are no match for us!
Unsuspecting victim #2...We'll call him Frances...You may not recognize him since usually his tongue resides INSIDE his mouth but do not be fooled by this disguise! Frances frequently attends a support group for men with women on missions and this "sensitive" side makes him our perfect target...
So there you have it... the day in the life of two HOT kidnappers. We will keep you posted as our adventures continue and our understanding of men deepens and increases. -Lady X
